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Let's just say - here's where shit gets real... where lines blur... between what is and perceived... 

A reflection of your time... it's going to be a fun ride... but first... like any... good story we will have to meet the characters... they are a mixed bunch I tell you.....the story does have a name.. it's just what I write... 

no chapters, no structures, no limitation... just stories... because I like stories....

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There are people...

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There are people (that line is a line I wrote)

"There are people who think there are only 2 kinds of people - and then there's those who aren't complete idiots'. Or something along those lines...

I heard that - many years ago - maybe your age

I liked it... 

It was funny.... 

All in good jest I say... 

That line was not written by me... 
It is from an American TV series about an English Truth Seeker named Cal Lightman. 

It's good entertainment. And you can learn a lot of interesting scientific things about human behaviour and emotions - and our reactions to it.

Everyone moves the same muscles to laugh and cry and everything. The faces are different - what they say - is not.

I do not know or care who wrote that line. Or who pretended to be the person saying it to whoever pretending be another person listening to it - for you at home to hear. 
Because it does not matter. Not one bit. 

What matters is what it means - what it represents. 

I continued to like it - I like logical constructs paradox in nature. 

And it's a good way to make fun of someone who claims "there's A and there B". Trust me on that.

Such is the Duality of Man.

There is a writer, he is not me.

Went South - for Cal's hometown.

In search for something - that was not the truth.

Years later he wrote a book - and another book - and another book.. and he continuous to write...

All he does, is tell you what he sees & saw.

Like people writing for shows.

History repeating itself.

That writer took the craziest book anyone has ever written - supposedly 2000 years ago - and;

just for the sake of it!

Said what if!

What if - it is what they all say it is... 

If nothing else - it's gonna be a fun ride!

His Jesus came down to earth and tried to help.

His Jesus was a rockstar - that is what was his life. 

Note: unlike the origin story you completed ignored every single letter of it - you fucking morons, you disgust me.

The difference between these two little stories?

Is what you make of them.

Neither of them tell you "this" or "that" or "how".

And that is why it does not matter WHAT you say - but WHY and HOW. 

Information is available - ideas conceived.

Data you can look up - a concept you create. 

Such is the Duality of man.

I spent my life wishing I cared about tennis

I never knew why... 

I never had time...

For Infinite Jest

Stanley Kubrick's movie Full Metal Jacket spawned an idea - one that transcends war and history. 

He showed what he felt represents his time here - suffering and pain - and a single joking soldier

Who no one believed.

That is The Duality of Man.

That man was Jesus - reborn & adjusted to he was to fight!

He was a lost spirit - fighting the same battle - in another time.

He didn't have Twitter - this time the battle is mine.

And here is what I did with all the above:
I took the craziest book ever that anyone ever wrote about the craziest book that was ever written - and said: You guys think anything you have ever seen or heard on this planet was it?

I took these 2 craziest ideas and combined the two.

And I made them real... and look at what I could do with that...

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I want to make something you all joke about:
"That's going to BREAK the internet"

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That and other shit you say - among all the other shit you say all day.

To no one.

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No one cares about what you can sum up in a sentence or two (maybe if you spent 2 more days on a Tweet than you normally would, maybe - HUGE MAYBE).

But you don't have time for that.

Or anything else...

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You don't even know what "BREAK THE INTERNET" means.

Have you tried to think that you could imagine it?

How could that happen? 

How could that be?

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And throughout all this - whatever the fuck it is your in - there's one thing you missed:

The internet is already broken.

No help needed. 

You are The Broken Internet Incarnate.

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And you are nothing but a really, really, really, really, uninspired meme. 

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That said - it's a funny meme, allright.

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Here I ask:

What if one of the most powerfull corporations in the history hired someone so smart they thought:
"What if we take the Trueman Show and Big Brother" and make it a Company?"

What if we just take the one every one loves the most and make it that?
Those here already - just make 'em stay - nurse them... and everyone else.... well, we see about that on more case by case basis.

We do have processes in place for that, after all. For they don't know what it is...

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No hiring efforts, no recruitment processes needed, nothing.

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A self-promototing, self-suffient business model.

 

Designed in a place surrounded by computers...

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I called it:

The "OK: Perpetuum Mobile Computer?"

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You know the best part is? 

2 of the most generous human beings have told you that along time ago.

LITERALLY THAT!!!!!! 
 

Imagine my surprise...

They gave the exact specifics to find the clues - I studied them all my life.

 

And the People I worked for - throughout it all 
The talked lots and lots

About as much as you guys do
(it's just that they are from a more civilized age - same difference)

 

All they had to say:
"Winter's acoming"

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They took a meme to a place were things is done - look what I can say!

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Thus I all want to see, is if anything now - is more ridiculous than that.

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Don't smell the flower - if you do, watch for insects - find what your your flower is... 

That's what your favourite action hero told you in 2005 anyways... it worked for me...

 

PS. For those having a good read - we are now at the "Dear..." part
Where my stories begin... 
Note: now that I finished the story - I found out why I actually wrote that not knowing where it'd go...
And who it is for....  there's to be at least a suspect in story like this.... 
Just continue - you'll love it ;-)

 

 

In other news:
-sightings of the Ghost of Andy Kaufman
-rumours of hearing about sightings and of proclamations of: Public Service Announcements
-no things to be said
-just thought for once
-this is in actual fact the 2nd gameglay trailer I have ever released - cunt (it's much better than the 1st)
-communication errors in technological spheres
-cunts and communities merged... mutated... deformed... broken... 
-cuntmunitie virus detected
-diagnosis complete
-chance of success: 50% 
-UNOPENED open letters found
-error... error... fail? hello?

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I finally know why I never listened when anyone said "become a music critic".
 

The only way to stop that - was to stop talking about what I love. All of it... You left me no choice...

 

Because all they do is write and talk about what others create.

With nothing to add - other than:
"Your Money!" 
(I wanted to add 'please' - but that would be offensive - to the, for you foreign, concept of "please and thank you")

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If you want to write about anything I have said here - let's be clear on one thing: 
Take it around the world - and smash it into things - and break something existing with it and rip it apart.

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It's what I did with a couple a books and records for luggage when I traveled the world.

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We don't live in world where you need to go 1 place to meet 1 culture... and where everyone else goes... 
and yet they all say - we have seen the whole world...

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And that is how I reverse-engineered Trevor's Axiom;

while watching YouTube after a hard day of work...

In places you only know from movies - or because someone told you they saw a movie set there...

And why - because your entertainment level sucks - I gave up telly & news at young age.

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YouTube has become nothing more than an amateurish reality TV channel with more ads & channels than any of television I have ever seen....  but maybe it's about as bad these days...

Either you get your shit together or I stick with books for the rest of my life.

For Allexx,
Your no a cunt,
You are not a snake 

But you are my first

 

I will spent my time 
In books I never read
To find more about you

 

"React to this, twat!"
Make that 1 thing right
Show us: you no da wurst!

Alex - I translate this for you - into 'murican:

Do not make single video about a single word you read here.

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We are clear on that.

 

We are also clear one this:
 

I expect you to make an apology video; and tell everyone why think I say the above and this:
"instead of taking a plane to whatever convention you are at - and slap you in the face - and return home to deal with something more important than worms that spawned in my neighbour's lawn... 

I did this; it took much longer, more cost et al. Why would I do that instead?"

Not now, later... when you thought about it... go for a walk... and leave devices at home (that's the whole point of talking a walk...  that and because it's very nice...)

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You do not know me - you know this: I am someone who actually gives a flying fuck

My name is Simon, my friends may call me L 

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PS. Alex, ah've learnt how others make Holiday Specials - I have lots of time... to work something out...
While I read books and get shit done. 

I am a Pro w/ fisheye-binoculars and macroscope - not a kid with a face cam that thinks Neverland isn't real... 

I am not evil or mean - I am fair - I want to help you - but the only who can do that is you.
There are plenty of memes worse than you that will "proof" that.

Also - you are not my friend - Simon will do.

PPS: You know who is most directly responsible for any of this:
a stoner kid - far away - who figured rather than... you know the story... see above...
decided that he gave a fuck - and you how that story went - see above..

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I took all they taught me said: I don't give a fuck! That Alex, is why you read this...
because you actually pissed off someone that they take the time of out of their day.

That is why around when I had subbed to you back then; I told a little cat:
"something is happening with youtube and all that.... I don't know yet what..." 

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Tell me in a face cam vid once you found out what is happening:

And we tell talk in that manner: faco-a-face - you 'n' me
Not before. 

If you "try" - I will make a reaction video your 'best vid':D

Which is basically me making up shit like this on the spot - exclusively so people piss their pants.

No deeper message (or you would think) just - infinite fun. It's all for the lols...

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Final note: this is now the comma that follows after the name (of the letter):,
(it's story time...)

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